who am I following on twitter?

Tom Hanks
Bill Watterson (likely fake)
A zombie
A ghost
A pirate
2 dinosaurs (stegasaurus and olorotitan)
Fake David Bowie
Mount St. Helens (usually dormant)
Lady Liberty
DJ Roomba
Zeus, King of Gods
Liam Neeson, player of Zeus in the remake of Clash of the Titans
Slider K. Shaftacular
Andy K (it is the only way I can legally follow him, due to court
restraining order)
3 otters (1 sea, 2 river)
Free Will
Lord of the Flies
Old Scratch
Mr. Furnace Boots
(okay, I made that last one up)

And, Tweeting from the Great Beyond:
Kurt Vonnegut
Timothy Leary
Ken Kesey
Ella Fitzgerald
Sir Winston Churchill

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Discussion (3)¬

  1. McBone says:

    At least following McBone on Twitter doesn't suck up much of your day.


  2. kenan says:

    did you un-follow me? jerk.

    also, mr. furnace boots better make an appearance at falling rock.

  3. Kid Shay says:

    I will follow you anywhere.
    Hmmm…Mr. Furnace Boots. Let’s see if Carver can meet him at a crossroads.