Falling Rock National Park officially welcomes baby James K. Shaftacular to the world. We extend our warmest wishes to the Shaftacular clan, especially Mrs. Shaftacular, who, let’s be honest here, did most of the work.
This robot was specially designed to guide James through the more challenging aspects of the world, including Super Mario Bros. 2 and girls. Congratulations to all those at West Lawn Park. I look forward to drinking pints with James in about 21 years or so. In the meantime, maybe orange juice?