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thinking of you, rupert

Sometimes when you’re down
A friend will come around
To help you feel better
Which is the purpose of this letter

Dear Rupert,

I know exactly how you feel.  Times are rough, people are saying mean things about you.  You lost your newspaper and a majority share in a TV network.  But I’m here to say that you’ve got a friend.  If you ever want to talk, I’m just a phone call away.

Rupert, it will get better.  At least you’ve got your health, and family and friends.  You will live to conquer another media company.

Words can only do so much, I know.  Next time you’re in the Pacific Northwest I’ve got a big hug with your name on it.

Best,
Kid Shay
PS If you want to publish my comic strip, we can split the profits.  Don’t answer now; think about it.