50 shades of grumpy cat

I’m not one to let a good meme pass me by. The two pop culture phenomenons I’ve been enjoying lately are Grumpy Cat, the grumpiest-looking cat on the internet, and the audiobook version of 50 Shades of Grey. What better way to consummate (ahem) my love for both these things than to mash them up in a series of photos with text pasted on top?
Don’t worry, dear readers. I am not trying to pervert 50 Shades of Grey by imagining all the characters are cats.