My lifelong dreams:
1. Be a professional cartoonist.
2. Touch the rough skin of a real, live stegosaurus.
3. Ditto almost any other dinosaur.
4. Be Tweeted @ by Ashton Kutcher.
5. Remix George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass so it doesn’t sound like Phil Spector barfed all over it.
6. Become friends with at least one otter (river or sea, doesn’t matter).
7. Punch Dick Cheney in his stupid face.
8. Create everlasting world peace (this one must happen after #7, obviously).
9. Rashida Jones.
10. Find out if anything is living underneath the ice crust of Jupiter’s moon Europa.
Some of these may be far-fetched, but if you’re not dreaming big, you’re probably only dreaming about getting an eggnog flavored milkshake at McDonald’s.