Thanks so much for putting up with me through all these posts.
If the world isn’t ending, have a wonderful, mundane holiday weekend.
In anticipation of Friday Robots, here are a few signs the machines are about to rise up against us. You might want to print this out, laminate it, and keep it in your pocket for quick reference.
-your Windows computer gives you system errors
-there is a strange “tone” you hear every time you pick up a conventional phone
-you see robots crouching in nearby bushes, waiting in ambush
-tomorrow’s coffee is slightly warmer, or slightly colder, than usual
-you overhear a group of robots talking about overthrowing the human race
Once the robots are in control of us puny humans, there is no hope. Try to befriend at least one robot per week before the revolution, and maybe you’ll land a sweet gig in the Grand High Robot Council. You can thank me later.