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signs of the robot apocalypse

In anticipation of Friday Robots, here are a few signs the machines are about to rise up against us.  You might want to print this out, laminate it, and keep it in your pocket for quick reference.

-your Windows computer gives you system errors

-there is a strange “tone” you hear every time you pick up a conventional phone

-you see robots crouching in nearby bushes, waiting in ambush

-tomorrow’s coffee is slightly warmer, or slightly colder, than usual

-you overhear a group of robots talking about overthrowing the human race

 

Once the robots are in control of us puny humans, there is no hope.  Try to befriend at least one robot per week before the revolution, and maybe you’ll land a sweet gig in the Grand High Robot Council.  You can thank me later.

2 replies on “signs of the robot apocalypse”

My Iphone randomly player “Shelter from the Storm” the other day. Is that a good sign? Am I one of the Elect?

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