over and over again

Dear Loser,

Thank you for applying for the Administrative Assistant I position.  After careful and deliberate consideration, we regret to inform you that you have not been chosen for an interview.

We have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of qualified candidates.  With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it was a hard decision to make.

Best of luck on your future endeavors,

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Discussion (4)¬

  1. McBone says:

    Oh, man, do I feel your pain.

    Buddy, I can't wait to see you.


  2. Stu says:

    You’re not the only one, for sure.

  3. Kid Shay says:

    The hardest part is that this is happening all over, to so many people. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a job if you’re willing to do the job.

  4. Slider K. Shaftacular says: