I often find it liberating to write about writing. Instead of having to come up with original ideas, I can sit back and bask in the glory of the mind.
Today I’ll briefly tackle that cloudiest of subjects: the writing process.
My writing process is quite simple. First I make a nice cup of tea, which I sip with my eyes half closed. This really gets my brain juices flowing. Then I flip through the stacks of magazines and books I never will have time to read. There are lots of ideas in there. People have been paid to write their own ideas and I puchase those ideas. Those ideas then become my property under US Copyright Law.
After a brainstorming session or two, I hang up my pens with a great sense of accomplishment. I heave a sigh of relief and pat my belly contentedly.