homage to homage to catatonia

Short story idea:

A creative writing professor kidnaps his entire class. After a while, all the students begin to write in the same style as the professor. It’s called something like “Stockholm Syndrome 201” or “Classroom Syndrome.”

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Chances are the professor has inappropriately long hair that covers up a bald spot. He wears shirts tucked into his jeans and has burgeoning man boobs. He tries to be the essence of cool but can’t name a Bob Dylan album without “Highway 61” in the title to save his life. And despite all this, the hottest girl in the class wants to jump his bones instead of the bones of your protagonist who is slick but shy and has a first print of vinyl of The Band’s “Stage Fright”.

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