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In my ongoing effort to ingest as many legal pills as I possibly can, I bought multivitamins. I was looking for a pill that would provide all the big name vitamins (A, B, C, etc.). The bottle I chose had graphics that seemed to suggest my body would become more like a comic book superhero’s. I considered that a bonus.

I got them home and eagerly unwrapped the 5 or 6 different seals on the bottle. That’s when I first gazed upon the actual pills.

Do you see what I’m talking about?
They’re huge. They’re green. According to the instructions, I have to take 3 of these every day.

I have a feeling that choking to death on a multivitamin would defeat its purpose.

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