fall hard

tucson-dayHello dear readers. I’m back from my trip to the Southwest. It was a good trip. As is usually the case for me on a trip, I learned a few things. Since I have you people as a captive audience, I present my findings for your enlightenment.

In Albuquerque, when you fall, you fall hard.
albuquerque-slippery-when-wetI have seriously never seen a “slippery when wet” sign with such a horrific stick man. I walked with care.

I’m trying to get them to start referring to Albuquerque as “the Querque.” As in, “Yeah, I just flew in from the Querque a couple hours ago. Want some green chili?”

Steven Spielberg sure likes to make movies about divorce and father figures. Oh, and airports.sky-harbor-airport
Speaking of airports, they have added to the list of a hundred indignities that you must endure for the privilege of paying to fly through the air for a few hours. Now you must pay to check your bags. $15 for the first bag, $25 for the second. Thanks, US Airways. I spit on your grave.

Bison Witches continues to be the best place in Tucson to get soup in a bread bowl and a sandwich.

My brother continues to stink up the world, both literally and metaphorically.

Stay tuned for a post on our quest to find the secret Scientology base in the desert. It will thrill you!

Glad to be back.tucson-night

 

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  1. Nate and Jeff Bowler, Co-Captains says:

    I spit with you, brother. Up theirs. Oh, and here’s to the BisonWitches Babe of the Month, CJ. From October 2006

    nwb

  2. Kid Shay says:

    You ought to send in some pictures yourself, mister. I bet you can still be Babe of the Month for January 2009.

  3. Nate and Jeff Bowler, Co-Captains says:

    I’d have to wax my entire body first. Who has time for that?

    nwb

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