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Sorry for the lack of posts lately.  My bike was stolen the night before last and I’m really bummed.

Bike thieves are the scum of the earth.  I hope they get hit by a bus, and then after the bus stops all the passengers get out and use their backpacks and briefcases to beat the thieves.

This post is in memory of Trek 7.2 FX.  You were an awesome bike.

6 replies on “bike stolen”

NOOOOO! That is the worst. And it has happened to quite a few of my Portland friends. I guess that's what happens when you live in a big bike town. 🙁 Sorry dude!

Thanks Alec. I'm one of many bike theft casualties, it's true. Besides being upset, I'm also out of my main form of transportation. At least they can't steal my feet.

It happened to me when I was in 3rd grade. I wanted to barbecue the miscreant who stole my bike. Maybe that's why I've always had a connection with Pee-wee.

nwb

As you know, I'm as much a fan of the US Constitution as any God-fearing American, but it's high time we do away with the whole "cruel and unusual" thing when it comes to bike thieves. The worst of the worst! Condolences, condolences, my friend.

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