Following up on my last post about how cartoonists should not be portrayed on TV, I hereby submit a short list of actors officially sanctioned by the Falling Rock Committee to play cartoonists in upcoming TV and movie roles. Further, cartoonists shall only be portrayed as being well-adjusted, outgoing, patriotic millionaires.
The Falling Rock Committee will accept further suggestions for actors to play cartoonists.
Throughout the history of time, cartoonists have been perceived by the public as third-rate goof-offs with little artistic merit. Cave painters told stories on the rocks, but were often mocked for not portraying the mammoth with enough pathos. Hieroglyphics were lambasted by critics as “having no vanishing point perspective” and “toeing the Pharaoh line.”
Cartoonists today are an oft-maligned group. Nowhere is this more prevalent than on TV. They are portrayed as cowering recluses, simpering in their dark drawing rooms like vampires without the sexual prowess or the bite. This is a hurtful rumor. What follows is a list of a few key offenders. Do not believe their lies about cartoonists.
On Sex in the City, there was an episode that involved a cartoonist as love interest to the character Miranda. At first promising a portrait of a cartoonist who can have a healthy relationship, I was soon disappointed at how the plot developed. It was clearly written as a thin excuse to make fun of cartoonists. Instead of the expected handsome gent, this man was played by a Drew Carey look-alike. I have no problem with Drew Carey, but his physique does not represent all cartoonists. A young Harrison Ford, perhaps, or Cate Blanchett (who can play a woman or a man). To further the insult to cartoonists, this character’s main characteristic was peeing with the bathroom door open.
“I just think about stuff that I see, or I dream them,” he remarks.Later, he draws a comic on a napkin for her. Then he proceeds to explain the joke, because obviously a joke is much funnier if you explain it. “This one is funny because it works on two levels.” And, “People say ‘don’t be edgy’ but I don’t know any other way.” Pam is naturally repulsed.
I like that the writers have got all the ‘bad cartoonist’ traits down. If there is a stereotype of a talentless cartoonist, this is it. However, it doesn’t help those people who don’t know a cartoonist personally. They probably assume that cartoonists are all like this. It breaks my heart.
Caroline in the City ran for a few seasons and has yet to produce a devoted following to match Ziggy.
We’ve learned today that, although the movie industry needs the fertile minds of cartoonists to feed the summer movie machine, television treats them with utmost contempt. While I could theorize that this contempt stems from envy, I suspect television just hates all people in varying degrees.Don’t believe everything on TV. When you see a cartoonist on the street, give him or her a big hug. They’re fighting the good fight.
Time to be a little heretical.